Al “Owl…”
I am the 5th best Madden player at the Baxter Shop. Enjoy Rastmutten pudding and placed 3rd at the 2017 Kentucky Eyebrow Wiggling Regional Championship. Not bragging. Just saying.
My Instagram: @o.w.l._cutz
Mike.
I am a two time regional champion in the GFBA (Goldfish Breeders Association). I write poetry and look forward to being your go-to Barber.
My Instagram: @MikeWillFade_it
Anthony “Slim Ginger Shady”
My ability to procrastinate and answer questions with grunts, chest flexes, and shoulder shrugs is beyond reproach. I may not speak in complete sentences but I know how to do other things.
My Instagram: @tonythe_barber
Diego “Lil Fresh”
I’m a great Barber. Ask me about my favorite hobbies and phobias when you visit the shop. Often wear tin foil hat to keep the aliens from seeing my thoughts.
My Instagram: @GotFade
Will “Bubbles Jr.”
I regret my decision to quit high school and join the circus almost daily. I was told by a hairy lizard to “not quit my day job”, but I was unemployed at the time; I have been confused every since that conversation.
My Instagram: @sherlock_combz
Amy “The O.G.”
